This one cracked me up. My friend and film director Guy Shahar – remember that name since I never can – sent out a notice for a much-anticipated housewarming party at his new West Village apartment. All his friends were very eager to come see what the result of his almost year-long search to find the perfect West Village pad for this up and coming director. The result: the place is way to small to hold a party. So he is throwing the “housewarming” party at a bar! Hilarious. I had to share. FYI – this is exactly why I live in Harlem – so I can fit my peeps and my 100 lb black lab in my apartment!